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[left]Stupid Questions With Smart Answers




BOY : May I hold your hand?

GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.




GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!

BOY : You love me...




GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?

BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??




GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.

BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple




GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.

BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?




MAN : You remind me of the sea.

WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?

MAN : NO, because you make me sick.




WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in! one ear and comes out of the other.

HUS : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.




MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?

PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.




Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"

Pupil : "The moon".

Teacher : "Why?"

Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the

day time when we don't need it".





Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"

Pupil : "A teacher".




Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I
be showing?"

Student : "Brotherly love".





Teacher : " Can anyone give an example of COINCIDENCE?"

Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time




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